The funny Wednesday

Where do spirits go for a suntan?

The Ghosta Brava.

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How do you make a milkshake?

Sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell, „Boo!”

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What is a ghost’s favourite bird?

A scare crow.

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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centres.

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What trees do witches plant in their gardens?

Brooms.

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What should you say when you meet a ghost?

„How do you boo, sir, how do you boo?”

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What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?

„Put your boos and shocks on.”

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What story do little ghosts like to hear at bedtime?

Ghouldilocks and the three scares.

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Who’s in charge of the ghost detectives?

The chief inspectre.

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Why couldn’t the witch fly for long distances?

She got broomsick.

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And now let’s laugh with mr. Bean:

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